I mean seriously they start young grabbing their stuff in the tub or the second you take the diaper off & bam straight to their goods! Drives me crazy!! They are little & I get they are like gee what is that?
Then we have Men the ones out in public with their hands down their pants! Some just standing there with their hand down their pants why? Is it really necessary?
Then there is my husband Mr. no shame he adjusts himself everywhere! REALLY??? I'm always asking him what the hell is wrong with you stop fixing your stuff geesh!
Then I see Men doing the leg shake you know the one where they are standing there and all of a sudden they kick their leg out & shake it. Come on! I don't get it & I guess I never will because I'm not a man! (Thank goodness) . The leg shake reminds me of a dog like when you scratch them & their leg twitches it's kind of funny!! I've literally seen men do this in public.
Can this be compared to picking a wedgie? I dunno I know I don't do that in public because I'm terrified for someone to see LOL!
I feel like guy's are more confident? Like oh well I got to fix this so deal with it. I envy them for that I suppose I feel like girl's are always way more worried what other's will think. However I now take back all those times I thought gee must be nice to be a man & pee wherever & not have to worry about peeing on yourself. Um I'll take peeing on myself over hands down my pants & doing the shaky leg dance.
The other day my 5yr old was doing a kind of leg shake thing & being all weird I asked "What in the world are you doing?"
His response "My balls are stuck to my leg" OMG! Did he really just say that? Good grief! I don't know how to deal with that or what to say to that. But guess what I have 3 well 4 counting my husband to deal with! UGH! Guess I'd better invest stock in Gold Bond powder!
So I suppose I'd better get used to the shaky leg dance the self adjusting in public & the standing with their hands down their pants because I'm stuck with these whack-a-doodles for the rest of my life!
I guess I'm lucky that only one of my four testosterone monkeys has issues with grabbing. It definitely is an odd species. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha Jessica you are lucky!! They are odd lol!! But wouldn't trade them & I'm sure you feel the same :)
ReplyDeleteHYSterical!!! My son is always grabbing his junk! We have to tell him to stop playing with himself instead of doing whatever it is that he's supposed to be doing! LOL! A house with 4 guys..yeesh. You should definitely invest in the powder :P
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My Stay at Home Mama Life
Haha I know! Or maybe invent my own (nice thought right?) ;) oh boy's they are definitely their own species for sure but got to love them!
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